“AP YaqeEN KRain gE”
Mainay GittäR BJAna s¡Rf ek RaAT me seekha”
—”BTANAY ki zaroOrat nahi”–
Hmain andaza hö gya Hai… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .;>
Tags: Insult SMS
wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi
Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,
bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade
Tags: Wife SMS
Msz thakur:ME nE AP sE kaha tha k apnE betay ko meri naqlien utarnE sE mana krien!
Kya usay mana kia?
“Yes”.!mE ne usE mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia kro.
Tags: Pathan Sms
1 sardär kÄF¡ der se talab mE eentain phEnk raha tha.
SomEoNE askd:wht r u doing?
“Main ye dekh raha hoON K eentain to chokor hain mgr lehrain gol bn rahi hain.
Tags: Sardar SMS
Golden Words…
Kaam ko kal par na taalo…
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WOH PARSOON YA TARSOON BHI HO SAKTA HAY…
Tags: Time Pass SMS
Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA…!
Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:”YE chanda kisi masjid ka hai ya foUNDAtioN KA”?
Tags: Boys vs Girls SMS
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This is nOT msg endigz. .
Neechay 2 Line mazeed khali hain mere dost;
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Tags: Time Pass SMS
When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it
its IGNORANCE
Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it
its LOVE.
But When nobody touchs u but u feel it
then its KHUJLI… <-;
Tags: Double Meaning SMS
He who kept a dog, but not meant for hunting or watching the herd, would lose one qirat of reward every day.Muslim
Tags: Islamic SMS
Scientific Question:
How does blood reach Ur head?
Think?
So Simple…!
Liquid always flow towards
“EMPTY SPACE”.
Tags: Insult SMS