Ek admi Coffee Shop pr gaya

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Pathan Sms

Ek admi Coffee Shop pr gaya aur coffee ka order diya.
Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.
Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya
Pathan Admi: Ye kya….!!!
Meri coffee kahan hai..??

Pathan Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai….

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In the fight between wave & rock on seashore

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Motivational SMS Quotes

In the fight between wave & rock on seashore,

Wave always wins.

Not through strength,

but through persistence.

Dont ever give up until you win . ;->

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Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . .

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Word Play SMS

To Know A Person

Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . .

Than

Than What. . .

He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . .

Just Runnn . . . ;->

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If All Pakiz Youth Start Studying

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Student SMS

If All Pakiz Youth Start Studying n All Get Gud Marks
Bt
Jobz r Limitd
Thn
More Unemploymnt
More Youth
More Suicidez
More Crime
SAVE PAKiSTAN STOP STUDYiNG ;->

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Agar main mar gayi to

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Wife SMS

Wife: ”Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga?”

Husband: ”Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga?”

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Why do GIRLS look beautiful

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Boys vs Girls SMS

Why do GIRLS look beautiful
is it real due to make up?
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All false
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Girls løök Beautiful bkz
Boyz hve gud IMAGINATION

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Khuda bachaye aap ko in hasino se..

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Funny Poetry SMS

Arzz kiya he..

Khuda bachaye aap ko in hasino se..

in naaznino se..

in mehjabino se..

par in hasino ko kon bachaye gaa.?

aap jaise kamino se.

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MERA tö dimag jaL raha häi

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Santa Banta SMS

Santa:UFF Itni garm¡ MERA tö dimag jaL raha häi…
Banta:MAIN bhI KAHoON k bhöOSA JAlnaY KI baDBoo kahAN sE aarahi hai?

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if u tell a l¡E where will

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Funny Questions SMS

Judge 2 thief:Do u knNOw if u tell a l¡E where will u gO?
Thief:”IN THE HELL”
Judge:if u spEAk truth- - -then?
Thief:”IN THE JAIL”

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I hope my simple SMS makes you

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik   in Impressive SMS

= A simple BYE makes us cry,

= A simple JOKE makes us laugh,

= A Simple CARE makes us fall in love.

= I hope my simple SMS makes you think of me . . . . ;->

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