Wife saw Sign Board

Nylon saree Rs.8/-
Cotton saree Rs.5/-
Banarasi saree Rs.10/-

Wife: Give me Rs.500.I’ll buy 50 sarees.

Husband: Andhi, dhobi ki dukan hai

Tags: Wife SMS

Bhengi wife:sunø ji meri aankhein kajøl se milti hein na.
Husband: tap k ! Kambakhat teri apäs mein nahi milti käjøl se kiä milen gi.

Tags: Wife SMS

Suno

phir soch

phir dikh kar karo

magr acha wala hona chaiye ok

kya howa

smj me nai aaya

yaar me acha wala sms ki bat kr rya ho sms me.

Tags: Send Me SMS

Ya Allah’ un logon ko barbaad karde

Un k upar apna azaab nazil farma,

Un logon pa hamesha k liay apni laanat kardae

Our un logon ko ibratnak maut de
kr Naisto Nabud farma

Jin logon ne tere habib “Mohammad sallalaho alaihay wasallam”

ki shan main gustakhi ki hai.
AAMEEN

Tags: Islamic SMS

Yaa Allah -
Teri azmaatoon say hoon bay-khabar

Yeh meri nazar ka qusoor hay

Teri rah-e-guzar main kadam kadam

Kaheen arsh hay kaheen toor hay

Yeh baja hai MALIK-E-DOJAHAN

Meri bandagi main qusoor hay

Yeh khata hai meri khata magar

TERA naam bhi to GHAFOOR hay

Yeh bata TUJH say miloon kahan

Mujhay TUJH say milna zaroor haY

Kahin dil ki shart na dalna

Abhi dil gunahoon say choor hay !!

Tags: Islamic SMS

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely . . . .

While KISSING a GIRL …

Is Simply…

NOT Giving The KiSS …

The ATTENTION It DESERVES. . . . |”,|

Tags: Kiss SMS

If U Want To Knw Ur Past. . .

Look Into Ur Present Conditions

&

If U Want To Knw Ur Future. . .

Look Into Ur Present Actions…/

Tags: Wise SMS Quotes

Khudi ko kar kanjos itna
K har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wale call kar k pochen

Aj sms kar rahe ho

Khäriyät to häi.

Tags: Send Me SMS

DON ka intazar 11 colleges ki larkiyan kr rhi hain par,,,?

DON ka colege jana mushkil he nai na mumkin b ha q k

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DON matric fail hai.

Tags: Time Pass SMS