Archive for the ‘Insult SMS’ Category

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List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

Press down again again..

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Press down again
again..
please once more sorry again 6 times more
Oh! Again 1 Time again don”t u have any job?

Why doesn?t it rain on you?

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The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn?t it rain on you?

Aeroplane aa raha hai.

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Aeroplane aa raha hai.
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Dekho.
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Dekho naa.
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Chala b gaya pagal upar dekhna chahyie tha mobile mai aata hai kya?

Mainay Aapko Insaan Kaha Hai

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O’Ghareeb Insaan
O’Kanjoos Insaan
O’Pathar Dil Insaan
O’Pagal Insaan.??

Is sMs Me Mainay Aapko Insaan Kaha Hai, Agar Aapko Bura Laga Ho To Sorry . . . :->

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai

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Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai,

Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain,

to dil se karte hain,

kyun k
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Dimagh to aap k paas hai hi nahi…

Aap to pihr aap hae aap ki key bat hae

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Aap to pihr aap hae aap ki key bat hae jahan jate hen cha jate hen jahan rokte hen sab slam karte hen jahan sawal karte hen log bolte hen

Maf karo baba.

Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar

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Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?

Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha

guess ye kya hy?

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¥ ¥ ¥
¥ ¥
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guess ye kya hy?

Nahi pata chala

try to karo

nahi?

Fail?

Ok Ye Tumhare screws hy Jo tumhare dimag se gir gae ise tight krlo..

Har Koi Aapki Tarah MAD Nahi Hota.

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Har Laal Rang RED Nahi Hota,
Har Murda DEAD Nahi Hota,
Kaise Kahun Pr Sach Hai,
Har Koi Aapki Tarah MAD Nahi Hota.

MAD bole to

M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost :->