Teen Boy:Dad I Want To Be Like Ghandhiji
Dad:Good Why Not..!
Boy:Thanx Dad So Lets Start With Marriage
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Gandhiji Were Married At Age Of 14
Archive for the ‘Hindi SMS’ Category
Men: Batao hinduon k bhagwan ki zaban q bahar hoti hai,
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Kid: Bhai jab aap 5 rupay ka haar daal k 50 lakh rupe mangogay to zaban he bahar aaye gi na;)
Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun?
Kuch Nahi..
Kyon Ki Use Rakhi Bandhne Ke Liye Haath Kaha Hai..
Pundit: Tumhare Jeevan Mai 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy: Wow, Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit: Zyada Khush Honey Ki Baat Nahi Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hain 