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Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup ker

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Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup ker jannat me cahla gaya.

Frishton ne pakarna chaha to

Cheekh ker bola

Koi paas na aaye warna
Khudkush dhamaka kardun ga ;->

Mrktng iz v easy

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Mrktng iz v easy
Whn u purpos a girl,its Direct Mrktng
Whn u cal her,its
Tele Mrktng
Whn she walks 2u,its Brand Recognitn
N
whn she slaps u its Cstomrs FEEDBACK

What food causes the most suffering for years

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A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years, after u eat it?
After a long silence, an old man answered:
“Wedding cake”