In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.

A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN ”

Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.

How pakistani Professors speak english:
1. don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
4. All of u stand in a straight circle!
5.Be quiet..The Principal just passed away
6.Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?
7.I hav 3 daughters n all of them r girls

Iblees
Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
Logon ko
TLAWAT
ZIKAR
TASBiH
se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
batao?
Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:Sir sms free krwa dain.

1 dehati aurat check cash kerwany bank gaee.
Clerk:Yahan sign karo.
Aurat:Kaise?
Clerk: Jaisy khat k aakhir mei likhte hain.
She wrote:
faqat
ap k
Munnäy ki Mää

Three friends went for an out-lunch
But they forgot their 4th friend
One of them went to take him with a condition that the remaining two friends will not even touch the meal unless he came back.
After 5 hrs, friends decided to eat the meal.
Suddenly from a corner, 3rd friend said:Dont Touch or I will not go

Ek faqeEr ne BhEEK mangi!nookar ne buri tarah danta or bhaga dia,
Owner:bhikarioon ko is tarah sE nahi dantay jao usay bula kr lao.
Bhikari door nikal gya tha,nooker bari mushkil se usay pakr kr laya,
Owner:sorry baba g,mera ye nooker NALaiq hy,tumse badtmezi ki,
Main ap se adab se kehta hoON.
“MUAAF KRO”

Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!

The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.

We Have Got All The Cricketers,

Said The Angels..

Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! ;->