Customer; ek ladies dress dekhao

Shopkeeper: Sir, ap bivi k liye le rahe hn ya koi acha sa dikhaoon ?!!!!

Lady : So , you want to become my son in law ?

Boy : Not really ,
But I don’t see any other way to marry ur Daughter !

Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz bata raha tha.

Meri umr 80 saal hai magr main ne kbi
cigrt nhi piya,
sharab nhi pee,
joa nhi khela
aur kbi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh utha kr nhi deakha

sunne wala bola : baba g muje herat hai k phr ap itne saal kis liye zinda ho.

1 andha police mein bhrti hony k lye gya

Officer ne poocha tumhein hum kis liye rakhein

Andhey ne foran jawb dya
andha-dhund firing k lye. . .

A Man: “Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into”.

The Other Man - “The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You’ll Have To Save Them”.

Advice of a
DENTIST

Treat your Girl Friend like a
Tooth Brush,
Don’t let anybody else Use it
and
Change it every 3 months. . . . . .

Aik train Driver ne achanak train ko patri se utaar kar jungal ki taraf bagane laga,
Doosare Driver ne kaha k aisa q kar rahe ho?
Pihla Driver Bola k patri par ek aadmi kara ta.
Doosare Driver ne kaha aise logon ko kuchal dena chahiye,
Pihla Driver: Main to usko kuchalne hi wala ta k wo aadmi patri se utar kar jungal ki taraf baag gaya isi liye main train ko jungal ki taraf baga raha hon.

1 Mirasi galti se roza rkh betha

12 bje usne bete se kaha

dekho suraj duba?

Nhi aba

3 bje: duba kya?
Nhi
4 bje:suraj duba?
nhi

Aye Aj Mainu Le k E Dubbe ga

Électrons Were Having A Party

§uddenly Protons Attacked Them

Then A Hero Çame & §aved Tha Électrons

They Asked Hero: “Who R U?”

Hero Replied: “Bond”

“Çovalent ßond”