Height of bad luck-
A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n
dies because of
BIRD FLU
Archive for the ‘Funny SMS’ Category
Two frIEnDS aRe Talking To Each Other,
1st: Kal Tumhare Pati Pipe Se Apne Flat Mai Ja Rahe The.
2nd:Haan Pairon Mai Plaster K Baad Doctor Ne Unhe Seediyan[stairs] Chadne Se Mana Kiya Hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->
1st Frnd:yar wo najoomi to bra pohncha hoa nikla
us ne asad se kaha tha k us ki zindagi mein bray utaar cherhao ayein ge
or waqaee wo lift operator bn gya he
Bapu ne kAhA IzzAt kArni hy to Wife ki kAro,
KhayAL rAknA hy to Wife kA rAkho,
PyAr kArnA hy to Wife se kAro
Magr KisKi Wife?
SaLA ye Bapu ne nhi bAtAyA
Height of technical thinking…
A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting
F1 F1 F1 instead of help help……!!
Doctor ne marez se kaha,lgta ha mare ilaj se ab ap ki yad dashat thek ho rahe ha. Marez ne kaha, wo to thek ha liken phle ya btaye ap kon hae?
Top 6 reasons i want to be a CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT
1-I hate to sleep
2-I like to stay in study forever
3-I’ve enjoyed my life enough i think
4-I cant live without tension
5-I want to pay for my sins in this world
6-I dont want to marry before 40 years of age. . . . . . . . ["!"]
Aadmi: zara jaldi se mujhe ek zanana chappal dijiye
Dukandar: naap batayen?
Aadmi: naap to me lana bhool gaya khair aap meri kamar per nishaan dekh len…!
Bemar Baap:mjhe janwaro k doctor k pas lejao beta
Beta:wo kyu
Bap:Roz subah murghe ki trh uth jata hon
Ghoray ki tara bhag k daftr jata hun
Khote ki trh kam krta hun
Ghr aa k,sb pr kutte ki trh bhonkta hun
or rat ko bhens k sath sojata hun.
To Prove His Love . .
He Swam Da Deepast River!
Climbed Da Highest Mountain!
Crosed Da Hotest Desert!
She Divorced Him…
Kabi Ghar Pe To Hota Nai Tha :p