A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2 a client with a note tht read:Dis Bill is 1 yr old
By return mail the lawyer had his bill back w/a note tht read:Happy Birthday!
Archive for the ‘Funny SMS’ Category
Lady: is thìs my train?
Man:No, it belongs to the railway company.
Lady:don’t try to b funy. I mean to ask if i can take this train to new delhi?
Man: No, madam i’m afraid it’s too heavy 
A guy in Aeroplane stood up suddnly nd shouted,
“HijAcK”
All passngrs got scared n raised hands !
4rm other end of plane,a guy shoutd back”Hi joHN”;-)
Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia r uske uper beth gai
Noker se boli:ja police ko bula kr la
Noker:chapal kho gai hai
Chor Chilaya:meri le ja pr jldi bula kr la
All desirable things in life are, either
I L L E G A L
B A N N E D
E X P E N S I V E
or M A R R I E D
Ek sahib 2sre se
ap ne apne bete ko wakeel Q banaya?
Bhai wo bachpun hi se boht jhagralu tha
boht behas krta tha
Ajeeb ajeeb dalilein dhond kr lata tha
2sron k muamlat me tang arata raha tha
Dhoond dhoond kr unki kamzoriyan nikal kr lata tha
Me ne socha k behtar hai is se in kamon ka muaavza b milne lage!
Judge 2 thief: Tumhein chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behenon ka khayal nahi aya?
Thief: Aya tha! Magar kia karon, dukan mei sirf gents suits hi thay.
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby.
The Bus Driver Says: Dats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen
The Woman Goes 2 The Rear Of The Bus & Sits Down,
She Says 2 A Man Next 2 Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
Eyes
SIGNS:
Redness of eyes
Ptosis,
Loss of conciousness.
TREATMENT:
Close da book and switch on the tv or computer.
Thief With Knife: Apnay Paisay Nikal.. !
Man: Do U Know Who I am ? I’m The Finance Minister.
Thief: AcChHaa . . . ? ?
To Phir MERAY Paise Nikal . . . . . ;->