A Banner Come Sign Board In Front Of An IT Company . . .

Drive Slowly, Don’t Kill Our Employee’s . . . . Leave Them To Us :p

The w0rld’s thinnest b00k is titled by,
“What W0men Want”

It has 0nly 0ne w0rd written in it,
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‘.’EVERYTHING.

“JHOOM RE”
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!
Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?
Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI…! Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

Warehouse k owner ne new accountant ko store room ki inventory List Tyar krnay Ko kaha,
Sham ko jab owner ne Clearness mangi to Accountant ne kaha k janab abhi to main pehli boori sE FARIg hua hoon,
Is me Ek Laakh Bialees hazar No soo Badaam hain.

“ye Chatri buhat khobsorat,ap nE kahan Se khareedi?”

:ye Ek behan ki taraf se tuhfa hai:

Lekin apki to koi behan hi nahi?

“wo to theek hai- - - -magr is k dastay per yehi likha hua hai”

KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM System laga dia,jiska button cashier k paon k kareb tha,us k press krnay sE qareebi police station ka alarm baj sakta tha,
Alarm k lagay abhi 3 din huay thay, k do dako T.T Liay bank mE Aagaye,
Cashier se cash cheennay k doran cashier ne alarm ka buttön press kr dia,chand sekond k baad kareeb paray phone ki ring hui,dako ne receive kia
Dosri taraf sE awaz i.
“OYE,main thanay se bol raha hoon,zara dekh bhaal k betha kro tumhaien pata hi nahi tumhara paon button per hai,paon hatao udher se idiot,idher thanay me Alarm Baj raha hai.

Ek Sahab tez chaLTay ja rahaY tHA¥,
Ek Larki Ko d€kh kR ruK gAyè oR bøLay”MAINay Apko Pehlay kahin dekha hai”
GirL aNswer:yes! I’m nurse ¡N Mental hospital;-)

U can tell a child is ‘growin up’ when he stops askin
‘where he came from

&

starts refusing to tell where he is going

2 dost ghazal sun kr lote to ek ne dusre se kaha “Bhai tum b gazab karte ho, Ghazal ki mehfal mein is thara sowe k tumare karraton se meri bhi aankh khul gae”.