1 larki apni friend k ghar Jane lagi to maa ne kaha k Jab tak sarak se gari na guzre to sarak par mat karna.wo apni friend k ghar Jane lagi to 30 minuts bad wapis a gayi.maa ne kaha k itni Jaldi kyun aa gayi he.usne kaha k maa sarak se koi gari hi nhi guzri is liye me wapis aa gayi.
Archive for the ‘Funny SMS’ Category
2 Aadmi Qabristan me bethe the 1ne kaha
“Ye Log Bare Aram se Sote Hain”
1Murda qabar se utha or bola
“Kiyon na soyen ye jagah jaan de k hasil ki hai…”
Theif1: Let Us Count D Money Dat V Have Robbed!
Theif2: I Am So Tired. We’ll See It In D Newspaper Tomorow .!
BEER Is Now
Cheaper
Than PETROL!
So
“DRINK”
Don’t DRIVE
BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men Bike Sikhta Rha
Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir Meray Anda Denay Ka Time Ho Gya Hai. . .
1 krayedar ne raat 1:00 pm bJe malak mkan ka door khtkhtaya or kaha k me 5 month ka kraya ada nhi kr skta.malak mkan ne kaha k ye baat to tum muJhe morning bhi bta skte the.krayedar ne kaha mene socha k is tenshion me akela hi kyun Jagta rahun.
‘Happiest Man’ Is One, Whose Daughter’s
Photograph Is On Femina Cover,
Son On “India Today”,
Girlfriend On “Ftv”
And WIFE On
Missing Column Of News Paper
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.
It Is So Faithful,
Everytime It Returned Back To ME
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker’s T-Shirt :
” If You Are Able To See This, Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off ” :p