Ek shakhs ne apne dost se kaha: yaar kabhi kabhaar bewaquf bhi achi baaten kiya karte hain
Dosre dost ne foran kaha: haan ye baat tumne bohat achi ki…!
Archive for the ‘Funny SMS’ Category
Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha
Kisi ny pocha k kia ap dolha hain?
Us ny kaha
“Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai knock Out Hogaya Tha”
Wapda light controler:
“Niyyt kerta hun ma 2
ghante light le jane ki
Wasty apni hakomat k
Zulum gareb awam per
Hath mera switch ki taraf
Lay fir gai Oo…
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
|America ke nai naSal ka Ellaan|
“Na toh hum khud Shadi karay gy or na he apni naSal ko karnay day gay”:-@
I Know U R Too Much Daring Person And Like To Dare To Any Game.
I Have A Special Dare 4 U.
Can You Do?
If Yes Then The Dare Is!
“Bijli K Transformer Par
Khadey Ho Kar Nahana Hai”.
Try This
Its Fun!
Take Ur Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
&
Put In Water
&
Call 4m Landline
Ur Moblile Will Start Swimming.
Gabbar : arey oo samba ! Kitne admi the re?
Samba : pata nahi sarkar ! Mein to aurtein hi gin raha tha.
Agar Pagal Khaney K Pagal Sey
Jhaghrada Kar K Pagal Khaney Ka
Doctor Pagal Ho Jaye To News
Mein Khabr Kaisay Aaye Ghee?
Ghar Kee Baat Ghar
Mein Hee Reh Ghayee
Ager kisi ko
kisi se pyar
ho jaye to
kiya karna
chahiye.?
.
.
Think !!
.
.
.
Dono ki
shadi karwa
deni chahiye
.
.
salon ka
bhoot utar
jayega..!!