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Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaan thi, Sab log usey Akbar bulate thay.
Socho Kyun
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Thora aur
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Nahi pata kya
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Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?
Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…
Shakespeare Said…
NotHing To Me..
Did He Say
Anything To You..?
How we see things outside depends on how things r inside us
Rs.100 looks so big when v go for the ch@rity
&
So small when we go to McDonalds, KFC
Isn’t it?
Tumhe Apni Girlfriend Ko
“i love u”
Bolna Hai,
Balance Khatam,
Ab Kya Karoge,
Kabutar Ke Gale Mein Bandh Ke chitthi Bhejoge,
Nahi Na,
Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai,
apni Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Do…..
Main “i lav u” Boldeta Hoon…..
Some say the glass is half empty,
Some say the glass is half full,
I say “are you gonna drink that?”
Have you ever wondered? That when youre driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Sincere Traffic Police Man Was Suspended From His Job.
Why?
Why?
He Charged The Ambulance For Over Speed.