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Which came first, the Chicken Or the Egg

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Teacher asked ” Which came first, the Chicken Or the Egg. ”

Little Johny Replied ” Which Ever You Ordered First “

MOST frequently askd question in PAKISTAN

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What is da MOST fr3quently askd question in PAKISTAN now a days?

“Lite ayi k nai ayi???”

How Will A Computer Engineer Offer

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How Will A Computer Engineer Offer U A Drink Named ‘C’ ???

CPU . . . ??? ;->

if u tell a l¡E where will

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Judge 2 thief:Do u knNOw if u tell a l¡E where will u gO?
Thief:”IN THE HELL”
Judge:if u spEAk truth- - -then?
Thief:”IN THE JAIL”