Q:1 Over Me Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hen
Kya Kaha
6
Sorry
1 Over Mein 1 Hi Ball 6 Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Cricket k bare me pata he nahi .
Archive for the ‘Funny Questions SMS’ Category
Teacher: beta Insan ki kitni Maa’ye hoti hain?
Student: 4
Teachr: kon kon c ……..?
student:
1 wo Maa jis ne Paida kia
1 wo Maa jis ne Parhna sikhaya
1 hamari Dharti Maa,
ar 1 wo jo Ammi Jaan raat ko kehtin hain,
“AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN”
What is Business..?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates…
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!
AgAr Kisi ki MAA k pAAs bohot DAuLAt ho to UsAy kyA kAho gAy ???
Socho . .
Or Socho . .
MAA BAdAuLAt . . . :p ;->
Football Mein Kitni Sides Hoti Hain??
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Nahin Maaloom . .
2 Side Hoti Hain . .
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IN-SIDE aur OUT-SIDE . . . . . . . ;->
From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??
From The Re-Tail shop . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->
4 Hathi He
3 Hathi Lal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.
Bolo Aisa Q ??
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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He… 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He ;->
Question:qalam behtr hai ya talwar?
Answr:qalam behtr hai q k talwar se aap shalwar mein nara nahin daal saktay. . . . . . . . .
Wat did the cook give his girlfriend 4 their anniversary?
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A: A fourteen ”carrot” onion ring!
Wat does a witch ask 4 when she arrives at a hotel?
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Broom service