What do dentists call
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Tooth pics..;/
Archive for the ‘Funny Questions SMS’ Category
What is at the end of
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The letter g.-/
Pata ha hum CHLORMINT kyu khate hai??
Kyu ki..
5 Star..
Cadbury…
Perk….
DairyMilk…..
Kit-kat….
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Munch…
“ye sab 50 Paise me nahi aati…..”
Abey saale ab DUBARA MAT PUCHNA>>>>>>>>
Why’d the couple stop after 3 children?
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Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Solve this puzzle :
When bullet was fired on Dog,
Tiger died.
why???
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B’coz dog’s name was tiger .
Improve ur knowledge yaar.
Bakhtawar : Papa ap ko pata hai kiya AATA, CHAWAL,CHEENI, kis rung k hote hain?
Zardari : Beta white
Bakhtawar : Jhoot wo toh black hote hain
:-)keep smiling:-)
What Is Better Then .. .. ..
” PRESENCE Of MIND ”
In Case Of Accident … ???
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” ABSENCE OF BODY … ” ;->
What do you call a female who never laughs?
‘HASINA’
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai . .
Height of dreaming:
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Bill gates came to me and asked. . .
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Yaar tere paas XP ki CD hai??