Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
Archive for the ‘Funny Questions SMS’ Category
Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….??
i dont think its a tough one
well the answer is
Because….They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
A bOy lOst In The mAll
Started Shouting
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WHY??
BCOZ
NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION
F=MA
SO HE WAS SHOUTING
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Q. Which day is stronger..!
Sunday Or Monday…??
The Answer is..!
Its Sunday
Coz
Monday Is A Weekday
(Weak day)…………………;->
Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-(
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-)
Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?
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Socho
socho
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Are thoda aur socho!
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Nahi jam raha ,
chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!
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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles …..
Pee Pee Pee karte hai , Isliye woh saara doodh pee jata hai;->
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?
Dhuzy?
No
dhooz??
No
thishh??
Nahi bhae
Ami ki awaz aati hai
“arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?