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How To Find AVAGADRO’S Number ?

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How To Find AVAGADRO’S Number ?

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So Simple

Open The Phone Directory and Search For AVAGADRO . . . ;->

load shedding ….

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Which department have great loss due to load shedding?
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Family planing . . .!!

What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ?

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What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ?

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Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p

Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

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Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..

Such As

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?

Meaning Of BMW

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Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]

Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->

Aysa konsa jandar hy jo dodh or anda

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Aysa konsa jandar hy jo dodh or anda dono aik sath day sakta hy ?
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ni samaj mein aa raha:-P
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chalo bata data hoon
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¤ BAKERY WALA¤

A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse

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Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin
saktay?

studenz: Sir LADIES TOILET :-)

How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ?
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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !

plane crash hua…

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Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein

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Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->