Kya aap panchvi pas se tez he?
To batao?
Agar ram sita hai,
To ram kya hai?
Socho!
Nahi patha?
Simple yar
“Darzi”
Samje panchvi fail!
Archive for the ‘Funny Questions SMS’ Category
Q: why a person, living in Lahore is not allowed to b buried in Sahiwal?
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A: Yar he is alive n living.
So whats the question of burying him;-<
Programmer 1: “Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
Programmer 2:”No.?”
Programmer 1:”Inheritance.”
Agr Ap Apnay fRNDZ Ko Sharbat sE Bhra Hua Jag Dain Or Wo Khali Kr Dain,
Ap K Liay Na Bachay,
Than what U Shuld SAY wid Respect?
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“Jag Sona Sona Laagay”
“Jag Sona Sona Laagay”
What Is The Height Of Frustration?
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U Want Ans…..
Hahaha!
I Dont Know…….
Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag Jayegi
Why are Doctor’s prescriptions impossible to read?
Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: “Mai ne patient ko loot liya ab teri bari”
Why Do Women Wear Watches On Their Right Hand And Men On Their Left Hand?
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To See The Time
A Technical
Quiz
Where Do U Find MANGOES?
Mango Tree?
No!
Fruit Shop?
Wrong Again.
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jahan jahan Woman Goes
Q: What’s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!