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Tmhe dekh kr aksar muje aajatay hein chkkr

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Arz kya hay!

Tmhe dekh kr aksar muje aajatay hein chkkr

wah wah

Irshad irshad..
tmhy dek kr aksr muje ajate hei chkr

smj ni ata tum “moannas” ho ya “muzakr”

Pagal hain wo log jo pyar me

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Pagal hain wo log jo pyar me larkiyon ko miss karte hein.

Miss karna hai to un machron ko karo jo jan hatheli pe rakh k larkiyon k gaal pe kiss karte he

Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein

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Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein

teri shakl nazar aati hai,

Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar

meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh

Aik bahut he zehreela sher arz hai ke

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Aik bahut he zehreela sher arz hai ke

Ishq ka saanp kia dassay ga mujhe….

wah wah wah kia kehnay

Ishq ka saanp kia dassay ga mujhe

Zindagi sheesh naag hai saqi

wah wah wah wah

bahot aala

Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..

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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke….

loan pass nahi hua…

Superman pe shair arz hy…

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Superman pe shair arz hy…

Ye Man bohat he Super hy…

Ye Man bohat he Super hy…

Isi liye iski Chaddi pant ke uper hy ….. ;->

Deta nhi hy muft ksi ko wo mashwra

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Deta nhi hy muft ksi ko wo mashwra

Mohtaat ho k us se zara baat kejiay

Wo Doctor hy ghar me bhi kuch guftgo k baad

Bivi se keh raha hy meri fees dejiäy:-)

Teri pyari surat pe dil har döon,

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Teri pyari surat pe dil har döon,
Teri har zarorat pe jaan waar doon,
per Jab bhi sochoon teri harkaton k baray main,

Dil karta hai k tera sar phaar doon..:-P

JAB ATE HO TAB HASTE HO,

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JAB ATE HO TAB HASTE HO,

JAB JATE HO TAB HASTE HO,

SUBAH BHI HASTE HO,

SHAM KO HI HASTE HO,

TUMHE KYA LAGTA HAI. SIRT TUM HE BRUSH KARTE HO,

Dil me jhutha arman nahi rakhta,

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Dil me jhutha arman nahi rakhta,

Hothon pe jhuthi muskan nahi rakhta,

Chahe 11 mulkon ki police ho piche.

Par DON kisi ka sms udhar Nahi rakta.