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Teri Mohabat,Teri Wafa He Kafi Hai

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Teri Mohabat,Teri Wafa He Kafi Hai
Tamam Umar Ye Aasra He Kafi hai
Dawat Kro Meri Magar Takluf Na Krna
Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
&
TiKKA He Kafi Hai ;-)

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish

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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish
mein hote hain,

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Laila ghar mein aur Majnoo jail mein hote hain . . . ;->

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

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Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

Wah wah

gour farmaiye

muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

Majnoo Laila ki zulfon me aisa khoya

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Majnoo Laila ki zulfon me aisa khoya
k behosh ho gaya.

Jab hosh aya to pocha.

Laila!
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.

Kitne dino se sr nhi dhoya?

Parhen B To Kia Parhen

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Student
Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen

Har Page Pe BÅCHIÖN Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai.

door se dekha to bärish ho rahi thi

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Arz kiya hai

door se dekha to bärish ho rahi thi

wah wah

zara ghaur farmayeN

door se dekha to bärish ho rahi thi

paas ja k dekha to bheeg gaya…

Wah wah

He+She+Love=Marriage,

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He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,

So,

East Or West ‘KUNWARA’
is The BEST.

Tum Paas Aae, Yun Muskurae,

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Tum Paas Aae,

Yun Muskurae,

Apne 32 Dant,

Mjhko Dikhae,

Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,

Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,

Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,

Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!

Us ne mere dil me jaga banali

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Us ne mere dil me jaga banali,

Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali

Wo mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,

Phir maine bhi uski dusri “BEHAN” phasali:-

Aapne mere tan se khela,

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Aapne mere tan se khela,

Apne mere man se khela,

Apne mere Dhan se khela,

Apne mere
TAN,MANN,DHAN se khela

“Well Played”
“well played”
“well played”