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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati

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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

Dil -e- naadan tuje hua kya hai.

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Dil -e- naadan tuje hua kya hai.
Aakir is dard ki dawa kya hai.

Kya tum dawa doond rahe ho.
Ye mobile hai, koi medical store nahi.

Aik, do, teen, char

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Aik sher arz kia hy

Taaza kalaam hy janab

Mulahiza ho

JeE

Aik, do, teen, char

Jee janab

Dobara irshad

Ahuun

Aik, do,teen,char

“AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR.”
Hahahahaha

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,

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Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,

Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi,

Par kabhi Socha Na Tha k,

Surprise mein Apna Husband bhi saath Layegi!

Dua hai Aap ki 1 achi c nokri ho

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Dua hai Aap ki 1 achi c nokri ho

1 achi c chokri ho

Aap ko miss kare apun ko kiss kare

Aap ko pappi de
apun ko jhappi de

Aap se pyar kare
apun se
Muhabbt ka Iqrar Kray,
Aap k Liay Roye
Magr Hamaray Pass soye
(AMEEN)

Kesi hy ye duhai?

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Machar circulate kray,

Mobile vibrate kray,

Loadsheding behosh kray,

Tang mera pyar kray,
Isi Liay to
Gulam ali kehtay haiN. .!!!

Kesi hy ye duhai?

Kisi se koi pyar na kray;-)

Meri G¡Rl Fr¡End hai MotTI ch3hRA HÄI

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Meri G¡Rl Fr¡End hai MotTI ch3hRA HÄI uSKA chOKOR;

“BOLAY TO”

Sali Ek dUM . . .!”

1 2 ka 4

1 2 ka 4

Hahaha

Doør Se Dekha to Sher Aaraha tha,

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Doør Se Dekha to Sher Aaraha tha,
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Wah wah
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Döør sE dekha to sher aaraha tha,
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Phir??
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Phir kya,
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Na pass gaye na dekha,

Aye Ho Ek Maheenay Se,janay Ki bhi Kaho,

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Aye Ho Ek Maheenay Se,janay Ki bhi Kaho,

Zinda mujhay Bhi Rehnay Do mUjh peR krAM kRO,

Kr dala hai Kitchen mera,Khali janab nE,

Khatay ho Tum NaseEB,TO apnay hi gHär mRO. . . . .;->

B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr

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B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,

J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.