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Idhar Bhi Gham ho Gaya ha’

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Ik Sher Arz ha’,’

Idhar Bhi Gham ho Gaya ha’,

Udher Bhi ‘Gham’ ho Gaya ha’,

Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha…

Itni SHIDDAT se maine larki patane ki KOSHISH ki

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Itni SHIDDAT se maine larki patane ki KOSHISH ki hai

ke har AMA ne mujhe apni BETI ka HAATH dene ki SAAZISH ki hai

Kehte hain ke agar tum sache DIL se larki patana chaho

to puri KAYENAT tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Hamare larke larki ke chakkar mein bhi FILMO ki tarha END mein sab theek ho jata hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur agar sab theek na ho to chakkar khatam nahi hua

Kyunke uski choti BEHEN abhi baqi hai mere DOST . . . . ;->

Tumhen Dhoondti Hain Har Su

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Tumhen Dhoondti Hain Har Su
Meri Betaab Nazrein,
Meri Ujaar Subhain,
Meri Berung Dupharain,
Meri Dhundli Shamein,
Meri Tareek Raatain,

Jo Ho sakey to Nawaz do!
Meri Subha Ko Nikhar do!
Meri Sham Ko Sanwar do!
Meri Raaton Ko Qarar do!

Ye Na Ho sakey to Yun Karo…
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Mujhey 5 Hazaar Udhar do;-)

Taajmehal ki deewaron par aaj bhi likha hai,

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Taajmehal ki deewaron par aaj bhi likha hai,

Taajmehal ki deewaron par aaj bhi likha hai,

yehan thoukna mana hai . . . . . . ["!"]

Jab tm makup krti ho to bilkul reema lgti ho

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Jab tm makup krti ho to bilkul reema lgti ho

wah wah wah

jb tm makup krti ho to bilkul reema lagti ho

jb make up nhe kerti ho to shafqat cheema lagti ho ;->

I Miss u RozAnA

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I Miss u RozAnA
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After BreAkfAst & KhAnA . .

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Ab Tum ziyAdA mAt ItrAnA,

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HuM ko AchA LAgtA hY Tum ko ULLO bAnAnA . . . ;->

Kal shub balti main tumhara aqas dekha

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Kal shub balti main tumhara aqas dekha,

Kal shub balti main tumhara aqas dekha,

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phir balti ko hala hala ke tumhara raks dekha.

Dosti ki Qadar karten hen itni,

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Dosti ki Qadar karten hen itni,
asman me sitaron ki roshni ha jitni,
Yaqin na aae to call kar k dekhlo,
hum karainge baat utni Apk mobile me battery hai jitni.

Hindi Songs

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=|| Hindi Songs Ki Vat ||=

Subah Se Lekar Shaam Tak

Shaam Se Lekar Raat Tak

Mujhe Pyar Karo

Office Kaun Tera Baap Jayenga . . . . . . .

Is this a proposal or a weather report?

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Boy: U r sunshine of my life.With out u life is a dreamy cloud. U r in my heart like the windy cloud in the sky

Girl: Is this a proposal or a weather report?