Ooss dost ne pehchanne se hi inkaar kar dya PAPPU,
Naam batane par bar bar mujh se pochhne laga…
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“Nawa AAYA aay Sohneya…;-D”
Archive for the ‘Funny Poetry SMS’ Category
:-(:-( BETAL NUTS
THOUGHT:-);-)
Dil ruk ruk kar dharkta hai ab to.
terä naam lab par aata ha¡ äb to..
sänse b atåkti hai ab to…
söchta hoön ho döctør to dèkha loön ab to..
Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne
uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski
shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali
Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tere chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy
Puri Puri Raat Sirf Mis Call Marta Hy
Jb Tera Balance Khatm Ho Jata Hy
Suna Hy Balance K liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hy
ek bar internet pe
unse mulakat hui
hello how r u se
baat ki suruwat hui
fir baat baat main
100 sawal suru howe
unhon ne hum se
sabkuch puchh liya
humne bhi unka jawab de diya
fir bari humara thi…..
Humne jab un se
ek sawal puchha
unhone BRB keheke
log off kar diya
BRB… Be Right Back
Khirki khuli..
Zulfein urein..
Socha…
Husne jamal ka didar tha,
par…
Zulfein hatein to qismat phooti..
Wo to kangi karta hua sardar tha…
Chand or sitaron ny hartal kar di…
Elecricite b behal kar di…
Jab sy ghar main UPS lagvaya hai Hamari jebain is ny kangal kar den…