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Aitbar rakhna meri dosti pe,

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Aitbar rakhna meri dosti pe,

Hum akhir tak dosti nibhaeinge,

Zarurat pari agar dosti mein IMTEHAN dene ki,

To

To

Exam ap dena,

Pharry hum pohchaeinge

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye

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Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane konsa dard diay hai is parhayi ny,
Na roya jaye or na soya jaye..

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

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80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn’t Read … ;->

How True …

? EXAM ANTHEM ?

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? EXAM ANTHEM ?

Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din,
Hoho… likhte he bakwas,
fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas,
hum honge All Pass
Ek Din.

Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad

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Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad
Na Karna,

Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai
Uski Fariyad Na Karna,

Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga,

Uski Fikar Mein Apnay
Holidays Barbad
Na Karna.

SITUATIONAL MSG

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SITUATIONAL MSG -

” Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die …”

Boley to !

Sab ko top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta..:-)

Height Θf §uper ÇoOlneSs:

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Height Θf §uper ÇoOlneSs:

Finishing The Paper, Çoming Θut Θf The Éxamination Hall & Then Asking A Friend…

“Kon §a §ubject Tha Ψaar?” ;-)

All Xl, Xll year scheduled in this month

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Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.

To confirm go to site:

www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com

Bring a chit on exam day

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SPECIAL OFFER:

Bring a chit on exam day, scratch n show it 2ur nearest teacher & win a free trip 2 principal’s office n enjoy a 3 year vacati0n at h0me.

Samandar bhr Syllabus hy,

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Samandar bhr Syllabus hy,

NADI bhr parh pate hein,

BALTI bhr yad rehta hy,

GLASS bhr likh pate hein,

CHULLO bhr number atay hein,

D00B k mar jaty hein~.~