Master Ji To Class -
“Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain”.
1 Girl - “Master Ji,
Nikal Ke Dikhayein”
Master Ji - “Baith Ja Beti.
Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai”
Archive for the ‘Double Meaning SMS’ Category
Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when smething ENTERS in it?
Answr:
” EYE!”
But i love the way u think.
There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends, Good job
Good food, Good sleep
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” GOOD _ UCK ”
whatever u are thinking..
That’s right..!
Dil Çhahta Hy k khara kar k Aap k Hath Ma Pakra d0n?
Aur Aap Usy Hila Hila k ß0lo
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ES PARCHAM K §äYE TäLäY HUM 1 HäiN
Time pass karna hy?
Khamoshi sy kichen my jaw
Cabnit my sy OiL nikalo
Kamry my ja k KAPRY utaro
Phr
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Purany kapry badal kar kichen my PAKORY banao
When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it
its IGNORANCE
Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it
its LOVE.
But When nobody touchs u but u feel it
then its KHUJLI… <-;