Wo aaj pirh Suba he chali gie
Ma ne bari mushkel se tayyar ki

Abi kam par jane he laga k wo pirh a gie

Ma ne muskara kar daikha or nikal gia

Sham office se wapes aaya tu wo pirh gyeb thi ma ne pardha hata k daikh tu samne wale ghar par B nahi thi

Rat 8 bajh phir aa gie
Aate pora ghar ki RoneQ Bahal kar di

Sub use piyar se daikhne lage

Rat 09:30 phir chali gie

11:30 Bage sharmate howe aa gie

Porä ghar roshän ho gia
Sub khush ho ge

K Bigli ää gäi

To hear wat is unspoken,

To see wat is unseen,

To feel widout even touching,

is d miracle calld
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SCHIZOPHRENIA

n people think its love how stupid na.

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai……………;->

May kitna tm pay marta hun
Aur kitni mohabat krta hon
Bas ik shikayt hai tm sy
May jab bhi perhnay lagta hon
Tm chupky sy ajati ho
Aur aky mjhy behkati ho
Na jany kiya smjhati ho
Aur apny pas bulati ho
Yeh soch zra,Ae mairi jaan!
Kch kaam bhi hai is duniya ka.
Hr wqt ki chahat thek nahi
Aghosh tri to phir b sahi
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka
Ja aj mjhy tu perhnay dy
Ae NEEND ! Mjy kch krnay Dai

kaash main tumhe dekho

JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO

jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye

AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA

hath or kaho

MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN

apna dil

AB TO LE LO MERI

har khushi

OR MUJHE DEDO APNA

har gam

FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI

aankhen or kahu

DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI

mera

dil

My eyes bear uncountable tears:-(

Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-(

I wish u were here

To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-)

Woman to a shopkeeper: “Joshaanda hai?”

Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda hai?

dil karta hai le loon teri

(zulfon ki hawa)

par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai.

(Qadam tere ghar ki taraf)

meine us k andar dala…

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Usne kaha thora or dalo.

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Uski bohat tang thi.

(Ami mujh se)
Mera bohat lamba tha.
(Paimana-e-sabar)Ka

…Misunderstood…

3 o’clock in the night I was weeping
And you thought that I was sleeping

You saw blood pouring out of my hand
And you thought it might have been some accident

You saw me nearby wherever you went
And you thought it was just co-incidence

Day and night you ruled my imagination
And you thought it was just infatuation

Tensed and dumb in front of you I lay
And you thought I got nothing to say

When I needed you I cried in pain
And you thought I was lying again

Hiding my tears I tried to walk tall
And you thought I didn’t cry at all? . . . |’!'|