Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho
Krne salam adab ka
Q mou mai le k choosti ho
Kinara apni Naqab ka
Q kisi se
Krwana chahti ho kam koi sawab ka
Mangta ho to deti nhi ho
Jawab meri baat ka
Deti ho to khara ho jata hai
Rom rom jazbat ka
Q kehti ho dheray se dalo
Balon mein phool
gulab ka.
Height of double meaning:
A Dad went to school to get son’s report card.
Busy Madam: Abhi nahi.
Dad: Mera boht mood tha abhi sab dekh leta.
Madam: Main sab dikha dongi per abhi nahi.
Dad: Tou phir kab aon mein?
Madam: Mere periods khatam hone ke baad.
Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k ‘10 rupaye me
Chachi
ki Chat lo’.
Which Part Of A
Man’s Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE
It’s HEART..
S0n 2 his Dad
Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?
Dad: Nahi Beta
Son: Phr itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan se laye . !
She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd…
Mam
Attendance…!
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law
Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped
Daughter In Law Died On Spot
How ?
Kyunki ‘Saas Ruk Gayi’
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day
R U Free?
If Yes..
Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,
Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga
\\LoveLY QUESTION//
Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain?
Or kitni der letay hain?
Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram se?
Jab Letay hain to us waqt tMhari halat kesi hoti hai?
Paseenay to zaror nikaltay hoon ge tumharay?
Main Light ki baat kr raha hon,
Reply zarOR krna jan|x.
Philosophy Of Life :
” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !