SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.

Wht’s d similarity between a girl & petrol?

1. both r explosive.

2. both r hot.

3. both r dangerous when kept in open.

LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER

*Memory Was Sumthing Dat U Lost Wid Age.

*An Application Was 4 Employment.

*A Programe Was A T.V.

*A Cursor Used Profanity.

*A Keyboard Was A Piano.

*A Web Was Spider’s Home.

*A Virus Was The Flu.

*A CD Was Bank Account.

*A Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road.

Ankh…Anso k samne.
Dimagh…Dil k samne.
Zindgi…Mot k samne.
Insan…Qdrt k samne.
Khushi…Ghum k samne.
Din…Raat k smne.
Nafrt…Muhabt k samne.
Ghurbt…Ameeri k samne.
Jahil…Alim k samne.
Maa…Aulad k samne.
Bebas.

A man”s silence can break a woman”s heart into a thousand pieces

while

a woman”s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!

Question: Pathan or gadhay mein konsi 2 cheezain common hain ?
Ans : Dono bachpan mein khubsoorat hotay hain aur baray ho kar transport ka kaam karte hain

/A class of generals was taskd to measure the height of the college flagpole. They spent half the day trying to do it by using ladders and tapes. Along came the canteen wala and the instructor askd him to measure the height of the pole. He pulled the pole out, laid it on the ground, measurd and handed over the answer. Ah ! Said the genrals ” bloody smart ass civilain, doesnt know the diff between height and the length.

*>TUB AUR AB<*

Pehle SHAJARKARI ka zamana hota tha ab TEHREEBKARI

Pehle student ILAM hasil karte thy ab VIDEO FILM

Pehle leadr kehta tha hamara ek JHANDA hai ab jitne leadr utny JHANDE

Pehle DAL me kala hota tha ab DILOON me kala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .;->