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The Word Friendship

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Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love

But

Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love

Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE …!!

Relation Between Men & Women

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Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-

You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other’s Mobiles . . !

Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Aur ab

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Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Hazir Hota Tha To Kehta Tha,

“Kya Hukm Hai Meray Aaqa”

Ab Agr Galti Se Jin Aajaye To Kehta Hai

“Mera Tax Pay Kro Aaqa”

Sacha Dost aur Pyar

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Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai,

Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai,

Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Dost Hai

Or Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Aansu Bahaye Wo Pyar hai!

2 Married Men Talking-

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2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

Love n Crush …

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The Difference Between

Love n Crush …

When U Like A Person n U Know Why U Like Him

Its Crush

But

When U Like A Person n U Don’t Know Why

Its True Love

Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?

Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai.

TAPO SLANTO said : “KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY”

YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)

urdu ki pehli book…1947…2008

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urdu ki pehli book…1947

Alif…Anñar
by….Bakry
py….Pankha
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.

Alif…Aataa
by….Bijli
py….Petrol

Egyptian & Pakistani Mummy?

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Q: Diffrence b/w
Egyptian & Pakistani Mummy?

A: Children R Afraid Θf Egyptian Mummies

&

Fathers R Afraid Θf Pakistani Mummies”

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