Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai
Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?
Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Nahi
Archive for the ‘Celebrities SMS’ Category
Sachin’s son:Mummy mummy! dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain.
Sachin’s wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3
Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua
Pucho Kyon
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Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi Samjhaye Ki
Har Kaam Topi Pehan Ke Nahi Kiye Jaate!!
Gandhi: Dekh babay aaj 60 saloon ke baad meray Mulak mein kya kuch ban gaya. Teray mulak mein kya bana?
Quaid_e_Azam: Biscuits badal gaye Bistiks ban gaye 
Shoaib akhtar says :
main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga…
Q k,,
pakistan main light jo nahi hoti…
Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.
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Wana example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.
(SHORTEST JOKE)
Fan 2 Filmstar Meera:
“Happy Birthday”.
Meera: “Same To You” 