Nike walloN Ka Hai Ye Farman-;

Hmari tOPI ka Hai Aala Kapra Aala mayAr,
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Yehi to Hai Taklay Hamesh Rameshya Ki Pehchan.;-)

1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se :

Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey Hein

Kal Tak Chaudhry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Itne Pyare Lagte They K Kia Btao?

Magr Ab Un ki Shakal Dekhne ko Dil Nahi :->

whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
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dOnO Achchee HeiN bUt thOdee lAmbi hAiN………..
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In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to

guess wot guyz

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KAMEENA……………………;->

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain….;->

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai……………;->

Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kyA…….:-o:-o:-o

K indian currency yAni ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai?

Kyuki AgAr vO rOyenge tO nOte geelA hO jayegA……………..;->

Allama Iqbal apni Girl Friend k0 is tarha SMS karte thay,

Aye Jaan-e-Tammana tere intezar mei Ankhein Nam hain

Yeh last SMS hai ky0n k Balance Kam hai,

.Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now commentator told
“beautiful delivery
by Shoaib Akhtar”…