Ques: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman?
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Batsman Love LOOSE BALLS
&
Spinners Love USED BALL :-
Archive for the ‘Celebrities SMS’ Category
Himesh Reshammiya
The Judge Of
Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009
Ask a challenger after his worst performance
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Mujhay Teri Ghar Say Roti Chahyeah
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Inncoent Sardar Je Replied
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Sir main TU khud Parosion Say Maang Kar Khata Hoon
Geo
Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009
Aur Tumharay Candidates
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?
Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?
Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai….:)
Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt “KADD”
So Plz Al£ U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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“HEIGHT”
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.
Why does Waheda Reham never changes his sariee in the film GUIDE?
Cos dev anand says!o mere hamrahi,meri baanh thame chalna!
Badle duniya saree tum na badlna!
MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to gandhi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!
Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.
next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.
Anu Malik iS NOt lIKE “HE”
Not Like “SHE”
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What We Shuld SaY Them. .
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This Catagory Call. . .
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Co-EDUCATION.
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,
What Will Be Their Son’s Name? ? ?
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So Simple Yaar
” DHANIYA “
Adnan sami sahab ek din bike lekar petrol pump per gaye aur kaha: ek litre petrol daal do
petrol pump wale ne pehle bike ko dekha aur phir is k pait ko dekh kar kehne laga: kon si tanki mein daalun