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Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,
Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?
Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?

Can u cum 2 meet me?

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

Boy:I’ll climb tallest mount, swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4 u
Girl:So sweet! Can u cum 2 meet me?
Boy:Not now, abi ami nikalne nai dengi!

Agr mai kahøn mujhe tum se Møhabat

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

Bøyz : Agr mai kahøn mujhe tum se Møhabat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kahø ge??

Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Warid ka card snd kr k kehty to acha hota

Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola:
Tu to meri jan hai,
Tu mera iman hai,
Larki ne sandle utari tou larka bola:
Mein b Pakistan hun,
Tu b Pakistan hai! :-)

Twenty Twenty khalne

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

Boy
Me 20 yrs ka hon
Tum kitne ki ho?

Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon

Boy: Phir chalen?

Girl: Kahan?
Boy: Twenty Twenty khalne. . .

GIRLS are like SHADOW!

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

CAREER is LIGHT and GIRLS are like SHADOW!
If u try 2 catch the SHADOW u’ll mis the LIGHT.

If u ignore them and walk 2wards d LIGHT the SHADOW follows U!! :-)

Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA ;->

Larka Kharab Nahi Hota

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hai

Larka Kharab Nahi Hota Larkia Kharab Karti Hai

Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi,

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi,

in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me batain karti rahi

jb rahai mili to ek boli

aao behan is darakht ki chaaon me beath kr kuch batain kr lain is k bad toh hum ne bichrna jana hai na

Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia

   Posted by: Zulqarnain Malik Tags:

Girl’s Attiude
whn boy dnt luk @ her

She says : ” Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia”

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Whn Boy luk @ Her

She Says: ” Dekh kese Kutto’n ki trha rha hy ;->