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Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,

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What’s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

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Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

Wah wah

gour farmaiye

muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting

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Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji

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Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

kya tum meri salary mein

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Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?

Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi… par tumhara kya hoga..

PETROL

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Night was dark,
Moon was high.
Boy stopd his bike,
girl asked him y?
He came close 2her,
she felt shy.
He went near her & told her 2 words

PETROL KHATAM!

Boys have fun

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Boys have fun

by teasing girls,

Then girls cry
for few minutes

Girls have fun

by loving boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!

Funny but it is fact :-) :-)

God made boys

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God made boys and then rested.

God made girls and then no one rested

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL

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WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
Respect her,
Honour her,
Love her,
Protect her,
Care 4 her,
Obey her,
Sacrifice 4 her….
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (gameover)

Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.

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Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye ..
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.