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Me Mein Chand Banu..

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Girl : Kash Me Agle Janam

Me Mein Chand Banu..

Boy : Aur Me Chand Pe

Chadhne Wala Pehla Admi.

Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????

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Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????
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Who Says They Are Acting?

Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!

Real Problem Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl

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Experiencd Man Says:

“The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

I LOVE PAKISTAN

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On a cricket match..
There was a girl..
She painted pakstani flag on her face..
A boy kissed her and said….
I LOVE PAKISTAN

kia tm dosri shadi krogi?

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Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath rehlungi
Girl:or agr me margai to?
Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya

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Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..

Ptcl ! Feel The Difference

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If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl,

Peple Cal Him “Lofer”

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A

Boy Dey Cal It “Offer”

Brought to You By

Ptcl ! Feel The Difference

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar

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Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.