Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
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Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal
raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main
tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho…TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi
hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi say pehley
main bhi Shaer tha ! 
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Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
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Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Father:Tell me the difrence of FLY & Mousqut.
Son:Fly & mousqut both r sergen’s.Fly check the patiant & mousqut give injection to patiant
yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life.
sardar said 2 mosquito..
James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said:
“i am Bond,
JAMES BOND”
Dog bites him and said:
“i am Kutta,
PAGAL KUTTA”