Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
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Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?
Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal
Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?
Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai…
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->
Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
Once There Was a Crow,
Nashe Wich Betha Se Oh,
Usne Peg Laye C Do,
Oh Tally Gaya C Ho,
Ik Chidi Rahi C Ro,
Crow Ne Ched Diti C Oh,
Chidi De Piyo Ne Fir Kutteya Crow,
Crow Sharminda Gaya C Ho,
HuN Chidi Nu Behan Kehnda Hai Oh..!.
Moral:- Peg La Ke KiSi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo……;->
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..
teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..
call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C
par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..
kyun??
kyunki..
daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam……….;->
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt Shahrukh Khan DIES.Y????
sOchO sOchO…
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AreY jAn|X
tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS……….;->
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
tHink?
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BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN…!
kuch bandar jangal se
Bhag gay
phr
wo
Hotel mein phuchen
un me se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek
burger kha raha tha
aur
ek bade dhayan se
ye message parh raha tha