:-(:-( BETAL NUTS
THOUGHT:-);-)

Dil ruk ruk kar dharkta hai ab to.

terä naam lab par aata ha¡ äb to..

sänse b atåkti hai ab to…

söchta hoön ho döctør to dèkha loön ab to..

Tags: Funny Poetry SMS

Iss Dil mEiN sIrF tErA hE kHaYal hAi.

LAkIn jAb tErE BeHan Ko dEkHa tO…
SOchA…

YAaR yEh bEh kAmal hAi…

:-(.,So thought.;-)

Tags: Flirt SMS

Santa to Banta:t
ek admi boht mota hai,us ki beti us ko hamesha dahka marti hai.
Us larki ka naam kya hopa???

Banta:pata nhi..

Santa:so simple yaar

Pushpa..

Tags: Santa Banta SMS

Farishte ne Memon se puchha,
“Batao tum dozakh me jana chaho ge ya jannat me?”

Memon ne chaalaki se puchha,
“PEHLE mere ko bata k kraya kiska kam hai;-D

Tags: Sheikh SMS

Ooss dost ne pehchanne se hi inkaar kar dya PAPPU,

Naam batane par bar bar mujh se pochhne laga…

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“Nawa AAYA aay Sohneya…;-D”

Tags: Funny Poetry SMS

Q: why a person, living in Lahore is not allowed to b buried in Sahiwal?

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A: Yar he is alive n living.
So whats the question of burying him;-<

Tags: Funny Questions SMS

B C is the short form of…

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B C ka matlab hai

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Business Communication..!

Pata nahi log Q galat sochne lag jate hain…..;->

Tags: Word Play SMS

-Phool ko pehchanna hai to KHUSHBU se pehchano

Chand ko pehchanna hai to R0SHNI se pehchano

AUR KISI INSAAN ko pehchanna hai to oske KIRDAR Se pehchano…!

Tags: Wise SMS Quotes

**Strange but true**

“….Dushman ko maaf karna aasaan hai

Dost ko maaf karna mushkil…!”

Tags: Wise SMS Quotes